of Goats

Your neighbor was the largest goat owner in Africa ....he had 10 goats.....you had 5 goats

One day, you sat down and recounted all your goats....you discovered you had 10 more goats ...you became the largest goat owner in Africa with 15 goats

Then tragedy, 12 of your goats ran away; your neighbors became the largest goat owner again in Africa again with his 10 goats. .

Then your neighbor lost 8 goats....

You with 3 goats now become Africa largest goat owner...

Your son says..."but Dad....we used to have 5 goats.....now we have just 3"

You tell him to mind his business. ...